Anti Valentine’s Day Quotes, Status updates, One liners & sayings


Anti Valentine’s Day Quotes 2016

Today when Love is in the air or more precisely, love is on sale. Look around you and every one is falling for someone else to make themselves happy. Mock the world of valentine’s day with these anti valentine’s day quotes which include I hate valentine’s day quotes and status updates for singles and also those who had been betrayed in love and had a recent breakup.

Fresh, funny & meaningful collection of anti valentine’s day quotes for all valentine’s day haters.

I hate Valentine’s Day quotes & Sayings


  • Happy Consumer driven and trivial interpretation of love day.


  • “Happy phony, romanticized, overly commercial, sucks to be single, pretend that it’s love, day!”

i hate valentine day

  • Today is Valentine’s day, or as men like to call it. Extortion day! 😀
  • It is remarkable how long we both tolerated each other

long term lovers

  • No Women will ever be satisfied truly on valentine’s day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
  • Roses are red. Chocolates are brown. You are getting neither. So calm the fuck down.

funny anti valentines

  • The course of a true love did never run straight.
  • Cupid is a lying bastard.

cupid funny anti valentine day quote

  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular.
  • “Valentine’s Day is for couples. We SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!”
  • I’m single because I was born that way.

anti valentines day picture quote

Best Valentine’s day Whatsapp/facebook Status update for Singles

  • You bring darkness and financial burden to my life.


  • “Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.”
  • On Valentine’s day: “I don’t need a girlfriend. My job irritates me everyday & that’s enough for me”
  • I think, therefore I’m single.
  • Relationship status : Single (And fucking loving it)

single and loving it

  • I like being single because then only I am always there when I need me. -Art LEO
  • Sorry girls, I wont be giving heart this year. Instead I have another throbbing organ you might be interested in. 😀
  • That awkward moment when you realize that Valentine’s day is approaching fast and the only one you love is your pet. 😛
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular.

Anti Valentine’s Day Status update for those who had a breakup

  • EX means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life!”

single hate valentine day

  • This valentine’s day, I wont cry for u bcz my mascara is too expensive.
  • Some People treat relationship as a video game. They play them and when they get bored they CHEAT
  • I don’t love valentine’s day but i love half price chocolate day.
  • Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the best way to remain sad.
  • Valentine’s day remind me that I need to change something in my life, and that is my lover.

funny valentine day card

  • Love Just sucks, Sometimes it feels good but sometimes it is just another way to bleed.
  • You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire
  • The course of a true love did never run straight.

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One Response

  1. Kaushik Bansal December 25, 2016

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